June 1, 2012 • 2,658 notes • awesomephilia
queennubian: dathremar: uglygirlfrommars: LOL OH GOD. ROFL relevant

queennubian:

dathremar:

uglygirlfrommars:

LOL OH GOD.

ROFL


relevant

June 1, 2012 • 14,028 notes • khaoskomix
laugh-addict: What the Fuck ever brownies 1 splash of baking powder Enough flour to make as much cake as you want Last of a tin of coco powder Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour. Mix it in a bowl. Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in. Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs. Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made. Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in. Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in. Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail. Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray. Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way too thick but too late now. Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness. Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path. Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies. When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait. Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool. Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly. Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug. Eat brownies. this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

laugh-addict:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way too thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

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May 31, 2012 • 4,972 notes • tmacphisto

thegirlwhoreachedthemoon:

carpen0ctemm:

australianforfro:

Marry: Thor

Live: Shack in south america

Kids: Three

Car: Shield Aircraft Carrier

Kink: Violence 

Job: Entomologist 

Marry Loki (omfg dying)
Live in Asgard
No kids
Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. Aircraft Carrier
Kink: Roleplay (OMFG WHAAAT YES) 
Job: Scientist

Holy shit yes mother of god. 

Marry: Captain Fucking America
Live in Small Town USA
One Child
Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. Aircraft Carrier
Kink: Body Paint XD 
Job: God 

O SWEET JEEBUS THIS IS PERFECT!

Marry Nick Fury, live in a mansion, our kids are a “bunch of fussy superheroes”, we have a vintage motorbike, a kink for body paint, and I’m a secret agent.

Can this just be my life?!

May 31, 2012

“You have to be taught, before it’s too late, before you are 6 or 7 or 8, to hate all the people your relatives hate, you have to be carefully taught.”

I love so many parts of “South Pacific”, but I really hate it as a whole. 

May 30, 2012 • 70,233 notes • kylegeraghty

25 DEEP Questions

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
May 29, 2012 • 20,848 notes • erikamoen.com

clareer:

Far too accurate.

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May 29, 2012 • 9,334 notes • c-x-m-punk

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May 29, 2012 • 47,992 notes • zigazig-ah

thecuriouscaseofkatie:

inspectahradio:

ankh-the-odd:

dasdeutschtard:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?

OH MY GOD TINKY WINKY!

I NEVER KNEW….THAT THERE….WERE…..PEOPLE…..

Guys. GUISE. PO IS AN ASIAN. PO IS ASIAN.

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May 28, 2012 • 231 notes • sharvondaphotog

Evolution Of A Queen: waitful: 8 Destructive thinking patterns and how to change...

waitful:

8 Destructive thinking patterns and how to change them

sharvondaphotog:

  1. ‘Life is shit’ Thinking pattern –Everything in life is bad, everybody is not to be trusted and nothing good will ever happen to them e.g. “I won’t get that job, the interviewer didn’t like me, I didn’t…
May 28, 2012 • 15,486 notes • thesarahandjamalstory
rebuilt-and-remanufactured: poeticcriticism: kayleralexander: if you feeling like a pimp , nigga go and brush ya shoulders off ! lol The Nigga In The Back Though Lmao xD lmaoooo oh god

rebuilt-and-remanufactured:

poeticcriticism:

kayleralexander:

if you feeling like a pimp , nigga go and brush ya shoulders off ! lol

The Nigga In The Back Though Lmao xD

lmaoooo oh god

May 28, 2012 • 16,461 notes • lizabenson

frompawntoqueen:

You can give that boy back to us, Carly

We will take good care of him 

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